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Fuzzy, Fuzzy Dulaine
Half his brain was in his pants
(based on a real encounter)
Steve Bergen (bergen@chapin.edu)
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Born in a little house on the coast of Maine
I wonder about the parents of Fuzzy Dulaine
Did they ever give him a doll or teach him how to cook
Or did they yell at him if he opened a little girls book
Want some coffee Fuzzy or something to eat
sure, Steve, I take my coffee my blonde and sweet
Just like I take my woman, this elderly man speaks
You can tell that Fuzzy's brain has lots of leaks
Anything else I can get you, Mr. Fuzzy Dulaine
How about one of those 18 year old virgins, he begins to explain
Its hard to believe that in the 21st century
A person can talk like that to you or me
Teach your children well, teach them both sides of the brain
And so we won't have another Fuzzy Dulaine
It has been 30 years since Betty Friedan
But its not so rare to meet this kind of man.
Things have changed in the last century
But jokes about women are still as common as can be
Not about blacks, not about Jews
But tell a joke about females, there is still nothing to lose
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