web page by Alissa Clarke, 4/98 update by Rachel, 5/1/98 -- still missing 3rd base

My extraordinary, glorious, magnificent invention in which I have the pleasure of studying is mine and your favorite tangible item that needs no explanation, soda. Yes soda that marvelous beverage that fizzes and makes your mouth tingle. That wonderous, magnificent, fizzletastic invention soda. We all know and love soda for its glamorous taste, its thirst quenching abilities and not to say the least the wonderful contests on the cans and bottles. So what if it is usually 180-200 calories. You can never get that great fizz from an ordinary glass of oh let us say water. Who would want to go and drink that insipid stuff. No I would say to myself soda is all there is for me. That is why I stay up hourless nights watching cartoons, bouncing on the walls and making these ad campaigns. Well anyway I am now pleased to present the history of soda.

Soda was invented by John Pemberton in 1884 in Atlanta, Georgia. Smart guy that Pemberton fellow. Anyway he was a druggist in town and one day he was goofing around with whatever druggist goof around with and invented what we know and love today soda. Well that concludes my soda paragraphs. Thank you for reading. And remember keep on drinking because soda companies get more money that way.

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